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CHAPTER I: THE COIN OF FIFTY-NINE  ·  A LOVE LETTER TO 1991

THE LORE

In 1991, the Bitcoin symbol appeared in a game called Space Quest IV.

Seventeen years before Bitcoin.

01 · THE CURRENCY
$

Since the very first Space Quest in 1986, the galaxy ran on one currency.

Buckazoids.

The money of Sierra On-Line's Space Quest series. You earned them, you lost them, you mostly died holding them.

02 · THE COIN
₿

1991. Space Quest IV. Look closely at the coin in your inventory.

A gold B, struck through with vertical lines.

Strikingly similar to the Bitcoin ₿. Drawn years before anyone needed the symbol.

03 · THE NUMBER
59

You started with 59 buckazoids.

Nobody asked why.

That's why there are 59 of everything on this BBS. Calls today: 59. Price of the game: 59.

04 · THE PAPER

October 31, 2008. A whitepaper, signed Satoshi Nakamoto.

A coin, at last, with no bank behind it.

"Bitcoin: A Peer-to-Peer Electronic Cash System." Seventeen years after the coin showed up in a game.

05 · BLOCK 0
#0

January 3, 2009. Block 0.

The coin finally had a chain.

Inside the genesis block, a newspaper headline from that morning. Its first 50 coins can never be spent.

06 · THE REVIVAL
!

March 27, 2025. A Reddit post: "BTC in a game from 1991?"

The coin woke up.

The community kept digging. The files live at Project B59.

EMBEDDED IN BLOCK 0 · 03/JAN/2009
"Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks"
headline, The Times, 3 January 2009 — written into the very first block forever
07 · COINCIDENCE?

Nobody has ever proven a link between Space Quest and Bitcoin. Most old fans say the B just stands for buckazoid.

Maybe it does. Nobody can prove otherwise.

TIMELINE

  1. 1986
    The first Space Quest. The galaxy gets a currency: the buckazoid.
  2. 1991
    Space Quest IV. A gold coin in your inventory. A B with vertical strokes through it. You start with 59.
  3. . . .
    seventeen years of nothing at all.
  4. 31 OCT 2008
    The whitepaper. Satoshi Nakamoto describes a peer-to-peer electronic cash system.
  5. 03 JAN 2009
    Block 0. The genesis block is mined, carrying the Times headline about a second bailout for banks.
  6. 27 MAR 2025
    "BTC in a game from 1991?" One Reddit post, and everyone looks at the coin again.
  7. TODAY
    BUCKAZOIDS, Chapter I. Rebuilt from memory, in the spirit of the original. You are on node 0. Play it »

SCREENSHOTS

FEATURING
actual screens from the actual game. no, really. it runs in this browser.
Cargo bay of the S.S. MEMPOOL
The cargo bay of the S.S. MEMPOOL. Something gold is in that crate.
Ship corridor
The crew has left. The airlock is right there.
Ship lab
Touch nothing. You will touch everything.
Floppy Planet software store
Floppy Planet, 1991. Exactly 59 buckazoids to your name.
Block 0
Block 0. A golden cube, humming one patient note.
A death screen
Death. Frequent, hideous, and very 1991.
  • Glorious 16-color VGA, hand-dithered
  • Point & click and a type-in text parser
  • 5 rooms, 4 hideous deaths, 1 coin
  • AdLib-style music, synthesized live
  • Save & restore (F5 / F7). You'll need it.
  • Type buckazoid. Just try it.

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3.5" high density (1.44 MB)59 ₿
5.25" double density (sorry, out of stock)--
Hint book (it's the README)FREE
Shipping & handling: instant (it's a web page)0 ₿
TOTAL59 ₿

Allow 0-0 weeks for delivery. No modem required beyond the one you are already using. Coin not legal tender in any known galaxy.

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
  • IBM PC/AT, Tandy or 100% compatible
  • 386SX or faster (286 "will run, slowly, probably")
  • 640K RAM (ought to be enough for anybody)
  • VGA 256K, 16 colors
  • AdLib / Sound Blaster / PC speaker
  • Mouse recommended. Keyboard required. Patience mandatory.
  • DOS 3.3 or higher
ACTUAL REQUIREMENTS: any web browser made this century.
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